Book 11

	Old Maid: Oy, again with the working? Eat something! When you gonna find a nice girl, settle down, raise your freak children?
	Public Official: Hate to interrupt, but KURIKARA'S PRISON HAS BEEN BREACHED AAAAGH WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
	Sohryuu: Oh, thank god.
	Futsunomitama: As I was saying, nobody gets in to see the dragon, not nobody, not no how!
	Matsushita-sensei: Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a god of the forge out of my ass!
	Kurikara: FUTSU! What have I told you about killing humans on the good carpet?
	Hisoka: Aren't you a little short for a dragon?
	Kurikara: Hey, fuck you, kid, I'm not the one who looks like a woman.
	Hisoka: So, uh, now that I snuck into your house, ticked off your sword, and insulted you, wanna be my shiki?
	Kurikara: Gee, let me think.
	Hisoka: ...Well?
	Kurikara's Divine Aura: Boom.
	Hisoka: Ah, I see.
	Tengu: Did somebody say deus ex machina?
	Hisoka: My face! My beautiful face!
	Riko: No! Don't kill him! He buys my lottery tickets!
	Futsunomitama: Pow.
	Riko: Cactus not good enough for you, huh? How about a cactus that DIED FOR YOUR SINS? HUH? TAKE THAT!
	Hisoka: It is difficult to properly express grief to a tiny cowboy hat.
	Kurikara: Boy, you're telling me.
	Tengu: Pardon us. Dumb teenager retrieval service.
	Kurikara: Ah, well. Carry on then.
	Kojirou: Ooh, hey, Kurikara's super powerful and could probably rip me limb from limb if the urge struck him! I think I should fight him!
	Kotarou: Kojirou, you so crazy.
	Hisoka: No! I'm not done being stupid!
	Kotarou: Oh, yes you are.
	Hisoka: Ow.
	Futsunomitama: GET OVER HERE!
	Kotarou: Talking sword in the right-hand corner pocket. Dimension Door! DIMENSION DOOR!
	Tsuzuki: Where's Hisoka?!
	Sohryuu: Kurikara's prison has been breached!
	Tsuzuki: Perhaps you didn't hear me. I said... WHERE'S... HISOKA?
	Sohryuu: Tsuzuki, I hardly think the structural integrity of Gensoukai itself is second in importance to the well-being of your stupid little boyfriend, whose fault all of this is anyway, I might add.
	Tsuzuki: ;_;
	Shiki: RAR.
	Sohryuu: ...Oh, fine. Will fondling you with inappropriate intimacy make it better?
	Tsuzuki: Always.
	Futsunomitama: Hey, guess what! I followed you through the hole you made in the barrier! Surprise!
	Kotarou: Well, I certainly couldn't have been expected to predict that. Suck my mountain powers!
	Futsunomitama: Curses.
	Sohryuu: Hello, Kurikara. It's been too long since we had a dramatic pose.
	Kurikara: I agree. Can I get you some coffee while you're here? Fruitcake? Severed Tengu wing?
	Tsuzuki: As I have not asked for at least two pages, WHERE'S HISOKA?
	Kurikara: Oh, probably off somewhere decaying slowly from the inside out like a rotten apple. Are you sure you won't have some fruitcake? It's got pecans.
	Sohryuu: YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT PECANS!
	Tsuzuki: Hey, could we maybe be less with the arguing and more with the finding Hisoka right now?
	Kurikara: Wait, I have to be morally ambiguous some more first. What do you really know about the Golden Emperor?! I fought for my own justice!! Okay, done, go away.
	Tatsumi: Well, I'm off to investigate the school.
	Watari: Wouldn't it be easier if I made you a giant investigation robot?
	Tatsumi: ...No, and also, you're weird.
	Watari: Fine, fine, I'll just make some coffee. ...Using a giant coffee-making robot!
	Tatsumi: -_-
	Shadows: Gloop.
	Tatsumi: What's this? A photograph! Of twin sisters who both look like Hisoka's mother! Could this mean that Hisoka's mother has a twin sister? I'd think on this further, except that I'm busy being stripped and dressed in yukata by giggly maids.
	Miya: Sorry, we don't get out much. Here, maybe meeting the village elder will distract you from that incriminating photograph.
	Village Elder: We're all so glad you're keeping the Kurosaki head alive, FOR THE SAKE OF THE VILLAGE. Whoops, have to run!
	Tatsumi: I certainly would enjoy some exposition right about now.
	Miya: Well, all right, but only a little, what with the snake-god curse and all.
	Tatsumi: Snake-god curse?
	Miya: Yeah, you know, the one that doesn't exist.
	Tatsumi: Ah, of course.
	Miya: See, the Kurosakis' ancestor killed a snake god that was running around the village eating virgins and stuff, which was good. But the snake god cursed his descendants and everyone associated with them for all eternity, which was less good. But at least this way it only causes horrible, horrible pain and early death to the Kurosaki family! And thus everyone in the family has a single-character name. The end.
	Tatsumi: Oh, these wacky rural villages. I think I'll go take a walk by that mysterious creepy pond so I can properly scoff at the rampant ignorance.
	Dead_Rui: Down here, we all float!
	Tatsumi: Bwah!
	Watari: Hmm, Tatsumi's late. I wonder if a dead chick is pulling him into a pond somewhere.
	Tatsumi: I'm wet.
	Watari: So the woman pulling you into the pond thought you were Nagare, and you think she was his wife?
	Tatsumi: Yes, she tried to drown me in exactly the manner of a loving spouse.
	Watari: Wow, the only thing that could make this mystery more complicated now would be some traditional infanticide!
	Tatsumi: And worst of all, now the yukata will have to be dry-cleaned.
	Miya: Hey, if you help me clean up the storehouse, I'll let you catch a glimpse of a family tree with mysterious feminine names.
	Tatsumi: It's a deal. Say, what's that noise from the other side of the house?
	Miya: Sounds like tentacle porn to me.
	Yatonogami: Yeah, that's right, buddy. Life's a bitch, and then you're raped by slimy snakes.
	Nagare: Hey, I know a way my life could suck even more... ... actually, wait, no I don't.
	Audience: ...JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
	Matsushita-sensei: ^___^